"It was the fishy," Johnny Nosho expounded. "It was ptwaif. And like Al said, JuJu always said he was slippy. Then Pok Dad came out in purple pants with a baseball bat, and he said he didn't care if I was fourteen or forty, he was gonna be on my head if I was ten. He said I was going to hell, then going to jail! It's all ptwaif. Just don't make me explain 'the monkey'."


After the release of their historic AL PHLIPP BOXED SET in 1986, it was thought that Al would never be heard from again. Where were the original masters? Could these great tunes be re-mastered and released on CD at a later date? Well, here it is: the Al Phlipp Internet Discography. Enjoy.


Please Note: 9 Albums have thus far been transcribed (sans liner notes, which will come in late '96). This leaves approximately 40 left to go. Most should be complete within the next few months. We at the Al Phlipp Memorial Organization thank you for your patience in this urgent matter.

Trash ('83)

Side A

1. Mowin' Yards While We're Trying to Tape
2. One Day I went to School (Or Something)
3. Next Donk Song (Changing)
4. Nasty Song
5. Unintelligible Song
6. Memories
7. The Sky Is Blue
8. I Love My Truck (the original)
9. Bad Bad Boy
10. Lisa is a Clad
11. Your Are Such a Fool
12. Stranded (Avante Garde Mix)
13. Big Fat Donk
14. Steppine (Hagula Mix)

Side B


1. Big Fat Mammy is a Big Fat Trauma
2. (Big Fat Momma Is A) Poky
3. White Walls (They're Clean)
4. Runt Roy
5. How Many Cold Tablets do you take a day?
6. Spear Chunker
7. The "E" Song
8. I Want to Do Something Funky To You
9. Motorcycle Henry
10. I Want Love (He Wants Love)
11. The Woo Finale
12. Shut Up (Mark Has a Big Fat Lip)
13. 1000 Afros
14. Baby I love You
15. I Need Some Money to Take Out My Honey
16. TV Dinners Are So Nasty
17. Stranded (Short & Raw Mix)
18. Why Me
19. Yo Momma is a Clad
20. Forever Anyhow
21. You've Been Blinded Rock & Roll (Blinded)


Solar Death ('84)

Side A

1. My Big Papoose
2. Poky Vomit
3. The Thin White Duke
4. Tehran
5. Si-FaFa
6. Four Oldies
7. Crying Hands
8. Cleavage
9. I Still Love You (Loser)
10. Images of Hefer
11. The Woo Team (Donk Mix)
12. Eena A Dooma

Side B

1. Angie Needs Help
2. TWA
3. Summertime or Spring
4. Caroline (Time is All I Have)
5. Everybody
6. Mr. Friendly
7. Chris's Girl
8. It's Time For Another Love Song
9. Suzie...

Skidzo (Men Without Talent) ('84)

Side A:

1. Crazy as a Fish (Long Version)
2. Stand Up to Be Counted
3. Cosmic Corridor
4. After the Holocaust
5. Sour Limes
6. Heart Break (Long, Long Version)

Side B:


1. Society Kills (Long Fonk Version)
2. Angie's House (Stale Mix)
3. P-O-K, POK (Long Fankus Mix)
4. Steppine (Is a Cre-Cre-Creature)
5. Stranded (Radio Version)
6. I Know What Cha Mean
7. A Man Is Dying



Big Mistake ('84)

Side A:

1. Hold Me No (Headed Over Heels)
2. Tape Rubble
3. Baby 'Cos I Care About You (Evil Whine Mix)
4. Hey, Hey, Hey Man
5. Goober on the Sidewalk
6. Society Kills (Dance Mix)
7. Deaf Unto the Light (Origin Mix)
8. Poppy Water Chewin the Bone
9. My Favorite Things
10. Pawn in Your Game
11. Back off War
12. Turn it Over

Side B:


1. My Tears are the Rain
2. The Worst Mistake
3. Tasty Instrumental Stuph
4. Peer Pressure
5. Indian Chant
6. She's the Girl I Love
7. Friends Forever
8. Visene Gets the Red Out (Buy a Cinammon Roll)
9. Not a Virgin
10. Sumpin

Giant Brain Fart ('84)

Side A:

1. Metalvent Doors
2. We are Called the Woo Team
3. Whoa-Whoa-Ha-Wooah
4. Long, Largely Meaningless Instrumental
5. In Our Neighborhood
6. Big Fat Donk

Side B:


1. Introduction of the Woo Team
2. Hemrhoid in My Brain
3. Contents of a Dead Man's Pockets
4. Horror Theme
5. Mmh-Cha-Oh
6. Horror Again
7. People Have Feet

Butt Stompin' Dog Cheese ('84)

Side A:

1. I F***ed Up Again
2. Senility is Sad (It Happened to You, Dad)
3. Nothing's Changed
4. World's Longest Non-Professionally Recorded Silence

Side B:


1. Angie Needs Helps
2. Chris's Girl is An Over-Rate
3. What you Expected (Jazz Oddysey Mix)
4. Time for Another Love Song
5. Understand Knob
6. Well, We Are Called the Woo Team
7. Images of Hefer
8. Old Man Sings
9. We Are the Reds
10. Gumbi, Dammit

Pain in the Recording Studio ('84)

Side A:

1. Caroline, Caroline (Time is All I Have)
2. Pain in the Recording Studio
3. Confetti
4. 85 Cents (That's All I Got)
5. The Egg
6. That's Okay, I've Already Got One
7. Bend Over, I'll Drive (Push it In, Pull it Out)

Side B:


1. Harassing People on the Telephone

Live At Crumblefish Stadium ('85)

Side A:

1. Pay as you Pay Show (Mom's Day Off)
2. Gooze I Knew (I do Not Know)
3. Kiddie Porno
4. My Momma was an Edible Spoon
5. Pepsi is the Drink (That I Like to Drink)
6. Death Children In the Moon
7. Homely Man Selling Porno
8. The Crumblefish
9. Uno Instrumentales
10. Once I Had a Friend Once
11. Monkeys with Guns
12. Don't Even Pick up That Guitar
13. Hemrhoid in My Brain '85
14. Eatin On My Pals on a Sunday
15. In Debt With General Mindful

Side B:

1. The History of Luminous Grit
2. Guess What I Have in This Whisker Basket
3. You Can Read that Sh*t Good
4. Luminous Grit is a Man
5. Drinking Lime Death
6. I Hope You Die
7. Dead Nuns in Drag
8. The Dead Panther
9. Fred Means the World
10. Rubber Bricks
11. There's Teddy--He Knows What He Wants
12. Old Man Stage (Huh I'm Dead)
13. Savage What?
14. Ministry of Death & Destruction
15. I Could Already Walk
16. Anorexia in My A**hole
17. I Remember Fondly That He Died


Skylab ('85)

Side A:

1. Froggy Dollars
2. At The Shop
3. That's the Sammy Girl
4. Walking on Da Moon
5. Skylab Is Still in the Air
6. I'm Real Good
7. Cough Extravaganza
8. Thing
10. My Girl's a Lesbian
11. I Had a Friend Once (Unplugged Mix)
12. Say Rap

Side B:

1. Say Rap (Continued)
2. Say Rap (With Hippie-Woo-Hah, the Zipper Mix)
3. Audio Nightmare
4. Variations
6. What the Hell?


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